The Deal-Maker

  • Leslie: I have to look up the Kessle run for this poem
  • Me: Leslie.
  • Me: This is important.
  • Me: So please listen carefully.
  • Leslie: listening
  • Me: It's so important that I'm capitalizing and using punctuation.
  • Me: Leslie...
  • Me: Will you marry me?
  • Leslie: ahahha
  • Leslie: <3