hanging hats
- Me: Oh, I miscounted. We're going to need to do a fourth row.
- Brandon: Man, it's really good you weren't in charge of the army when we were fighting the Indians. The troops arrive on the hill and you're like "Oh hey guys, looks like I miscounted. There are a lot of them. Yeah, we're gonna need another row."
- Me: (later) Do we want to go down the side or across the top? Let's fan out from the corner and zig-zag.
- Brandon: Yeah, you definitely would have gotten a lot of troops killed. People come limping back from the battle in slings, "Let's fan out from the corner and zig-zag, she says! Pfft."
- Me: ...
- Brandon: I'm sorry. Everything you're saying today is reminding me of cowboys and Indians for some reason.
