Tomato Soup
- Brandon: Can I do a half-can of water and a half-can of milk?
- Me: Yeah, that should work.
- Brandon: You see, compromise is the word.
- Me: I'm sorry Brandon, but I guess you must not have heard.
- Brandon: ...
- Me: Did you not hear? No? :jumps up and starts dancing: WELL-A BIRD BIRD BIRD! BIRD IS THE WORD! A-WELL-A BIRD BIRD BIRD! BIRD IS THE WORD! SUUUURRRRFFFIIIINNNN BIIIIIRRRRRBLEHBLEHBLEHBLEHBLEHBLEHEEOOOBLUBLUHBLUHBLEEBBLIDEE
- Brandon: I said "A compromise, as it were."
- Me: ... You didn't say it was the word?
- Brandon: No. I'm sorry.
- Me: That was a total waste.
- Brandon: I would have stopped you, but you were in the grip of the madness.
