Emergency Contact Information
- Brandon: Amanda's not really my spouse, but she's not really my friend. She's my ssspppprrrriiieeeennnnndddd.......
- Me: Just click "other" and write in "girlfriend."
- Brandon: ssspppoooouuuuiiirrrlllffrrriiieeennnddd??
- Me: I'm calling you my spriend from now on.
- Brandon: You're my spouirlfriend!
- Me: Why is THAT the most romantic thing you've ever said to me?
