bohemea: Johnny Depp & Winona Ryder
Who the fuck does that second hand belong to!? THIS PICTURE IS FREAKING ME OUT
thanks, Hal.
- Me: I am sitting on the couch. Balling melons.
- Me: I'm such a baller.
- Hal: I give that joke four stars
- Hal: Raters gonna rate
Culture-trolling
- Eric: These people
- are just so awesome
- www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp76ly2_NoI&feature=player_embedded
- Me: is this real?
- i feel like i just got trolled
- Eric: no that's totally real
- Me: dead serious
- i was waiting for the punchline
- that whole time
- Eric: Gathering Storm amanda
- Me: lol
- rainbow coalition
- as the little bar at the bottom approached the end i was like 'wheres my punchline?'
- Eric: The whole thing is the punchline
- That people like that exist
- Me: i for serious thought it was gonna be like "and because of gay marriage it's- LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
- Eric: Amanda I mean cmon,
- Their inalienable right to be bigots is being infringed upon
Forever 21
- Leslie: The hell: http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=dress&product%5Fid=2067416829&Page=9&pgcount=25
- Me: blurg
- they threw everything at a wall and saw what stuck
- and the answer was: everything.
- Leslie: Forever 21 occasionally just wants to remind me that I don't really understand how the world works.
Thank you, Lady GaGa.
- Me: do you feel like,
- now that lady gaga exists
- there's just nothing our future kids could throw at us
- that would be confusing or weird?
- like
- our parents were just ill equipped for teenagers
- but lady gaga
- has prepared us
- Leslie: XD haha
- I had this EXACT thought
- Me: SERIOUSLY
- Leslie: walking to school today
- Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS
- LESLIE
- Leslie: Yes.
- Me: WE ARE BRAIN TWINS.
- Leslie: I thought, man when my kids get into their music
- They will think I am a cool mom
- because I cannot be shocked
- Me: oh, no. that's not ever gonna happen.
- when mom isn't shocked, it's annoying.
- not cool.
- because you want to shock her
- that's the point.
- but at least we can't be shocked.
- Leslie: I think I was like the best kid ever
- XD I never wanted to shock my mom
- Me: no offense,
- but in teenager land
- you were the boringest kid ever.
- in real life land, yeah, you were the best kid ever.
- Leslie: XD haha
- it's troooo
“
Amanda, I would say that there are many aspects to longcat, but one stands above the rest. And that is length.
Brandon
#1 Reason To Love Lamar Odom
i love how the interviewer is helping with the shopping run.
(Reblogged from 24freedinners)
doesn't exist.
- Me: i just had to sit brandon down
- via skype
- and confess to him
- that i have a seriously problematic crush
- on a cartoon character.
- Leslie: On Zuko? I KNOW RITE
- I KNOW
- RIIIIITE
- IT'S SUCH AN ISSUE IN MY LIFE
- I could hug you right now
“
Why say two things, when I can say one thing, and then repeat “Get it? Get it?” until the other person nerd rages?
Brandon, on double entendre.
